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Quotable Quotes
** On Employment **


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Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. — Confucius


When you come to a fork in the road ... take it. — Yogi Berra


My dear,

Adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them.

I write for kids.

I write for kids because they haven't given up on themselves. I write for kids because they're troublemakers, openly. I write for kids because they don't hesitate to give you hugs when they see you down. I write for kids because they do what they like, and the thought of whether or not someone else is judging them doesn't even cross their mind. I write for kids because they're not afraid to run around completely naked, laughing.

I write for kids because they smile and mean it.

Falsely yours,
Theodor Seuss Geisel


Did you know that Theodor Seuss Geisel (Dr Seuss) was editor of and contributor to the Jack-o-lantern, Dartmouth's humor magazine?
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When you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, 'Certainly I can!' Then get busy and find out how to do it. — Theodore Roosevelt


If you are prepared, you will be confident, and will do the job. — Tom Landry


Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called everybody, and they meet at the bar. — Drew Carey


Maybe you don't like your job, maybe you didn't get enough sleep, well nobody likes their job, nobody got enough sleep. Maybe you just had the worst day of your life, but you know, there's no escape, there's no excuse, so just suck up and be nice. — Ani DiFranco


The biggest mistake that you can make is to believe that you are working for somebody else. Job security is gone. The driving force of a career must come from the individual. Remember: Jobs are owned by the company, you own your career! — Earl Nightingale


Find joy in everything you choose to do. Every job, relationship, home ... it's your responsibility to love it, or change it. — Chuck Palahniuk


What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day. — Phyllis Diller


Don't you wish you had a job like mine? All you have to do is think up a certain number of words! Plus, you can repeat words! And they don't even have to be true! — Dave Barry


The person who knows HOW will always have a job. The person who knows WHY will always be his boss. — Alanis Morissette