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** KIDS SAY THE DARNDEST THINGS! **


Because we're focusing on kids in this month's issue, we thought it only fitting to share some clips and quotes of kids saying—and sometimes writing—the darndest things. Enjoy!


camera icon Kids Say the Darndest Things (Art Linkletter's House Party) - a compilation of some of the most memorable moments, hosted by Bill Cosby

camera icon Kids Say the Darndest Things - Have Some Veggies - watch Bill Cosby work his magic by tricking kids into eating their veggies

camera icon Bill Cosby's Kids Say the Darndest Things - a clip from Bill Cosby's show, featuring Kemett Hayes

camera icon Berni on Kids Say the Funniest Things with Michael Barrymore - This little girl will steal your heart!

camera icon Just Kid-Ink - Kids write the darndest things, too. See what these kids wrote in Ellen's brand new segment.


From a teacher: After a very brief overview of the Cold War for a book we were reading...

Student: Ms. Chebrutta, why do you know so much about history if you aren't a history teacher?
Me: Well, I read a lot of books.
Student: Like, for ... fun?
Me: Yup.
Student: Eww. I guess I don't want to be like you when I grow up.

Recently from a teacher's class: The assignment was to translate the balcony scene into text messages, portraying how modern teens would talk.

Romeo: I'm outside of your window.
Juliet: Creeper.
The End

From another teacher: We learned about the nervous system this week. It was news to some of the students that emotions come from the brain, not the heart.

Student: Even love comes from the brain?
Me: Yes.
Student: So instead of saying "I heart you" we should say "I brain you"?


Cute little quips:

Grandma?
A little boy had been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the house and asked his grandma, 'Grandma, what's that called when two people sleep in the same room and one is on top of the other?' She was a little taken aback, but she decided to just tell him the truth. 'It's called sexual intercourse, darling'. Little Tony just said, 'Oh, okay,' and went back outside to play with the other kids. A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily, 'Grandma, it isn't called sexual intercourse. It's called Bunk Beds. And Jimmy's mum wants to talk to you.'

Zoo
I took my 6 year old son to the zoo last week. We were walking around the various cages and enclosures when all of a sudden he yells, "Look Dad! It's a frickin' Elephant!" I was shocked and slightly angry, as everybody was looking at us. "What did you call it?" I asked. "It's a frickin' Elephant, it says so on the picture!" he said.... and so it did: A F R I C A N  Elephant.

Heaven
An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief, finally asked him, "How do you expect to get into Heaven?" The boy thought it over and said, "Well I'll run in and out and in and out and keep slamming the door until St Peter says, "For Heaven's sake Dylan, come in or stay out".