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Quotable Quotes

HUMOROUS QUOTES ON MUSIC



links image"If anyone has conducted a Beethoven performance, and then doesn't have to go to an osteopath, then there's something wrong." — Simon Rattle

"Music is everybody's possession. It's only publishers who think that people own it." — John Lennon

"It's easy to play any musical instrument: all you have to do is touch the right key at the right time and the instrument will play itself." — J.S. Bach

"I don't deserve a Songwriters Hall of Fame Award. But fifteen years ago, I had a brain operation and I didn't deserve that, either. So I'll keep it." — Quincy Jones

"I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch." — George Burns

"I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down.'" — Bob Newhart

"Wagner's music is better than it sounds." — Mark Twain